It's Funny

Choose your month, day, and colour of shirt that you are wearing.
Put them together and write your statement in a comment....
Come on give it a shot.

Pick the month you were born in:
January - I kissed
February - I killed
March - I ran naked with
April - I raped
May - I killed
June - I cuddled with
July - I had sex with
August - I ran shirtless with
September - I stabbed
October - I ate out
November - I slept with
December- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrus
05 - you
06 - a bag of weed
07 - your boyfriend
08 - your mom
09 - a emo kid
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 -the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - paris hilton
17 - a bisexual
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - a prostitute
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a stripper
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a homeless guy
31 - your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because thats how I roll bitch
Black - because I'm sexy
Pink - because I love weed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - Because the lil people told me to
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i like to
Shirtless - because I've got abs